Cockroaches
On Friday, I went to Evan's house. Went there to teach him science.
While teaching, Yellow Thing suddenly decided to come as well. Weee...the more the merrier.
While I was playing the PS2 and teaching Evan at the same time, Yellow Thing was playing a new online game called SUN ONLINE [Soul of Ultimate Nation]. Quite a fun game xD
Then at night, at about 9 - 10.30 PM, we spent our time watching TV.
Really enjoyed myself watching TV with both of you ^^
Then! We decided to go yum cha. We walked for about 30 minutes to ss 15 while bullshitting on the way.
This is where the horror began! The ground were full of cockroaches.
As in... many many many many many of them.
It was like hell, every step I have to be very careful as not to step on them or let them crawl on me. Furthermore, I saw the wall of the longkang lol! Crawling with over 9000! cockroaches.
WTF man! Damn scary. They could cause the heads of 10 elephants to explode if they were thrown there! Serious SHIT.
Then suddenly, we passed by some lap sap. Yellow Thing told me that there's a rat in it. I did not really bother because I ain't afraid of rats. But suddenly, out of nowhere, out of the blue/orange green and yellow a rat jumped on me. WTF.... I moved so fast that I spoiled to slipper. Great, Yellow Thing >.<>
Then like orang cacat, we finally go yum cha.
From that day on he kept calling me slipper man. LOL!
Was scary but I really enjoyed that day :)
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Pink Alligator

There was once a pink alligator in a forest.
Because of it's pink colour, it is easily seen by it's prey and this gives them enough time to run.
Nobody likes him, because of it's colour. It's weird and abnormal.
That's why, he's always hungry and sad.
One day a bird landed on his back. The bird could not fly.
The bird would then usually practise flying and sing while the pink alligator would listen happily.
They then became good friends and hang out everyday.
One day...the pink alligator was really hungry, so much that it made him dizzy.
He accidentally ate the bird which was sleeping in his mouth.
Upon realizing his mistake, he promptly drank swamp water to regurgitate the bird out.
He managed to do so.... but the bird is already dead.
It was too late....
The pink alligator, sworn not to ever eat again....dying alone in the forest...
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Making sentences using colours
when the phone ring 'green green'
*i 'pink' up the phone
*and say 'yellow?'
*'blue' is this?
*u dun 'purple-ly' call me
*if not
*i wont call u 'black'

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Love and Altruism
Many would say, I love you and I want to always be by your side.
But many do not fully understand what love is.
That, includes me. I always thought, that when you love someone, you want
him/her by your side everyday, you want to care for him/her, you want to talk to him/her.
But, that's not true. What true love is, to give, and never to take.
To love is to be able to live without him/her by your side, yet still care for him/her
even if the other does not know it.
I really hope, that we will be able to know each other like the back of our hands.
I want to share my life with the person I love, I want them to share their life with me as well.
But no matter how it winded up, to love is to give.
I will give you, whatever I could, whatever you ask for
but I will not expect anything in return.
I love you and I want to give,
for you to love and give,
I will leave it on your hands.
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宝贝
我还记得,我们是 20/11/2009 见面的。在我学校附近。
那时候,我迟到了学校,没有做到考试。哈哈。。被老师罚了一下。
没想到,放学才能考试。哈哈。
那时候,心有一点儿不舒服,因为答应了你要跟你见面两个小时。
一点左右,老师给我们同学看电影。Title : Evan Almighty
哈哈,非常好笑。看到两点左右,我就偷偷跑出去。
去餐厅等你。等了半个小时,你就到了。
很可爱。很喜欢你。
不过,很心痛,为什么不能陪你久一点儿。
不过你对我说,你愿意等到我考完试。
真的让我感动。

到三点,我就快快跑去学院。他妈的,吓到我,看见很多人已经不在了,我以为放学了很久。
好心,刚刚完了而已。
然后我就考试,很废的一张纸,不过没想到,五分钟就做完了。哈哈哈。。。天才。
做完了我就快快跑回那边见你。
<3
我们谈了很多,然后就打算去看戏。我就题意我们叫J来载我们去看戏。
哈哈。五点半左右,我们已经到了你的家。你给我看了一套很好笑的短戏。哈哈。。。
接下来,六点多,J就到了。我们四个【我,你,J,M】 一起去Sunway Pyramid。

到了那边,我们在 Burger King 吃晚餐。很高心,我们谈了很多东东,但是我没有那么专心吃东西,因为一直望着你。很可爱。很想吃掉你。哈哈开玩笑。

吃饱了,我们就去买票。买完了,我们就去Arcade打机。
无端端,看见一个好像很好玩的游戏。Fate Stay Night。
然后你就一直玩儿那个游戏。真的很可爱。好像小孩子。哈哈。。。
玩儿完了就去看戏咯。

我还记得,看戏那时候,你拖我的手。很温柔。很喜欢。也是不多专心看戏,而只拖你的手。
看了一半,我就在你的掌上写,‘我爱你’。 那时候我不知道,你明不明白我写什么, 不过你很快就回答我。很开心。真的很爱你。

然后,到了你的家,过夜了一晚。很多,回忆。很想你。希望你,考试,会考到很好。我相信,你一定可以成功。对你有信心。 ^^
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Beloved Lecturers
Finally got the mood to update my blog after enduring such an arduous journey of SAM.
Let's start with our class mentor Ms. Prem!
What can I say? She's our mentor. She's always funny and dedicated. She teaches ESL xD.
From time to to time she would be kind enough to let us do our things, and she
seems to understand our level of stress very well. Furthermore, she understands that
we have 4 other subjects which are GG-fying and that we practice more on them, however, from
time to time, she still warn us not to neglect ESL although it is the least important
subject for most of us :) She even let us home early! xD
More pictures to go!
She's cute isn't she?

Next up, we shall introduce E1's Mathematical Studies Teacher, Mr James Stephen.

He claims to be new to SAM and this is his first year teaching
Mathematical Studies. But, he teaches really well! He even had
so many extra classes for us so that we can score in our exams
better. I remember once during April Fool Day, he was
so hilarious. Well, he almost made some girls cried, but FOR T3H LuLZ!!
Okay here's what happened.
Mr James came into the class and said :
Class, I just had a meeting with the mathematical department,
and we have decided to give you all a small test. Don't worry,
this will not be in the internals, it will just be used to
analyse and see your level in mathematics. Now, all of you,
please keep all your notes and take out your calculators or we couldn't start, can we?

Everyone panicked, some were really scared and some were really nervous.
Some were even praying to their Gods to let them do well.
And when everyone said, we are ready......
Mr James said.....
April Fool!!!
Oh my God WTF how the heck could you trick us with such a straight face! PRO!!!

Another funny scene, is when Michael Jackson died. Haha...he said, eh you all, don't
talk about Michael Jackson already la, I wanna cry already le.
Hilarious! Oh, did I mention he really like Madonna too? xD
So that basically summarises him.

Now it's time to introduce Mr Yong!
Mr Yong Foo Seng, another funny teacher! Claimed himself to be short and nice :)
We call him Mr Mario because he looks like one, and is further reinforced
when he jumps from the table! Hahaha.
Oh right, before I forget, he teaches Physics. He never give printed notes,
everything were copied from the whiteboard and usually after finishing one chapter or a section,
he would say Good, we have covered a lot today, we should continue the next chapter
tomorrow. See you guys tomorrow :)
And bang bang bang, he disappears in a split second. Haha, that's what makes him sooo
special and funny. Some would say it's cute. =)
That should be all about him (which I can think of). *grins*

Okay! Now shall we present Ms Isabel on to the stage?!
Ms Isabel Yee. She teaches Chemistry. Her classes were always FUN!
She's very funny, nice, and bubbly. In addition, she's also caring
and sweet. I'm not so sure how old is she now (25<29)
Too bad for those that wants her!
Haha, that aside, she graduates from National University of Singapore,
wow. And her mother works as a professor, wow!
She used to teach biotechnology in Singapore, so she really gave me lots of
precious advice.
On the other hand, Ms Isabel is actually super duper smart, she received a scholarship to
further her studies in research, in short, masters scholarship!
Real smart isn't she? However, because her top priority is God, followed by family,
she rejected the scholarship and followed her husband to Malaysia. Well, many people
would say very sayang, very wasted, very sad, but she gets to be with
her family everyday happily, I wouldn't say that's sad! However, if she would to
take her masters, I think she would be close or even a professor by now. Hehe...
professor Yee. Wo0t.
Although she had the potential to be a PhD holder, her passion towards
teaching greatly overweights her passion towards research! That's why, she's
just plain awesome.
On the last day of college, she gave the class a letter.
She said, we are the BEST CLASS ever she had ever taught, even better than E5 because they are so noisy! Haha!
Love you teacher!

Lastly, I shall introduce Ms Cheang, E1's BIOLOGY teacher.
Ms Cheang took her Bachelors in Biomedical Sciences. Then, she pursue
her studies in Masters in Molecular Biology. She's still, single! That's what she claimed la. haha.
Ms Cheang Cheang Chang Chang Cang~~ is what we sometimes call her
to tease her. Haha. I remembered once during biology lab session,
we called her teacher teacher teacher. She did not reply.
So instead, we called her cher cher cher cher! Then she replied, haiyo! what cher cher.
Call properly la. Dent dent dent, you all can come in now.
LOL that was really funny!
There was once in the biology lab, where she was really really funny too!
We were discussing on dung beetles. Yeap, beetles that eat shit.
So we asked, what in the world are dung beetles.
So Ms Cheang went and explained :
Dung beetles are beetles that feed on faeces. They are also sometimes called
depressing beetles. Why are they called depressing beetles? Because they
always stuck in the shit, so they very depressed.

Everyone looked at her with serious faces, listening to her explanation with great enthusiasm.

Then she said,
Oi, I joking only you know.

LOL!!! Then everybody started to laugh like retards. Hahaha.
Never expected her to pull out a joke like this! She's usually very serious!
xD.

1 more 1 more! There was once when she was wearing a really beautiful flowery shirt.
So we asked her. Teacher, why today you wear until so flowery one? Go out Pak To ah?
Then she replied :
No lah. No pak to. Sometimes must wear nice nice to surprise and scare the students one ma!

ROFL. Damn funny also.
Haha k la, I damn syiok sendiri now.

That aside, she's actually a very strict teacher. Very serious also.
Sometimes even scold the whole class kau kau.
Last time, I don't really like her. But after two months,
I really liked her. She's a very good and dedicated teacher.
She's just strict because it's for our own good.
I'm sure E1 really loves her too, right? :)
However, she can be really really funny at times, and she's actually
the funniest teacher of all!
xD
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Still got hope
Okay! Today, 9/11/2009,
A ray of hope finally fell on me!
I might still be able to get TER 90+
despite how horrible I did for mathematical studies
and also physics!
It all depends on the FINAL PAPER, Chemistry!
If I do well in Chemistry,
Then it's not too impossible to achieve it!
OK!
已經是最后的考試了,我一定會做到好好看!
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In regards to KK 5/10/2009

Shifted due to privacy and confidentiality =)


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Maths
SACE Mathematical Studies 2009,
7 am - 10.10 am,
5/11/09.

I opened the paper, immediately I know something is wrong.
It's out of trend.
It's completely unlike 2003-2008.
It's...so similar...to 2006.
That's when my nightmare started. It's something like this!
I've practised so much, from 2003 papers to 2008 papers,
preliminaries from St Peters college and Taylor's past years mock exam, scoring on an average of 70-75,
probably totalling up to 36hours. I studied real hard for maths... yet, why when I opened the paper, I can't do almost half the
paper? It's so horrifying, so many questions left unanswered, completely blank, hanged, unfinished. It's even freaking harder than trials. That made me so depressed!
But, some of my friends stated that, it wasn't hard, it was easier than trials, it was decent, it was fine. What the heck?? That, pushed me down, straight into the pits of obscene depression. How could you say something like that, something, as atrocious and malevolent like that, as fine and ok and decent and doable?
Am I that stupid that I cannot comprehend the language of the paper, or is the paper's language too difficult, cause I have no fucking idea what they are trying to ask.

Nevertheless, it's over. I'm just not intelligent enough to solve mathematical questions despite all the practice I've done. Simple proving on why the matrix had no solutions, I cannot even show. A straightforward question to dy/dx a given equation, I stared at it and spaced out completely. Simple questions, asking to write few linear equations, and I couldn't even land a drop of ink on the space provided. Oh well, bye bye TER. Bye bye forecast results. 4A1B? Nah, I'd be lucky to get 2A 1B 2C.

Any last words? Hmmm....screw you ssabsa!
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